ƒwater, earth, fire, and memes

jb-blunk:

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me


22 November 2022 at 07:50 PM with 34,413 notes
#god true. #might finally figure out how to pin a tumblr post bc Mood #queuebending #update: i have done it.

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

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my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police


6 October 2023 at 02:32 PM with 40,359 notes
#:) #queuebending

ssjdebusk:

scarf-it-box:

cloverhighfive:

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Originally posted by machetelanding

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

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The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

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When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

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“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*


6 October 2023 at 02:10 PM with 131,080 notes
#hm. a bad time #queuebending

magnoliawoods:

beguines:

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Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future

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“For Henry, Who Has Just Gone

Henry was my pet rat, and he died
last night in my hands. He was three
years old, which is way longer than

an albino rat is supposed to live. To be
honest, he wasn’t a very smart animal,
but he was so sweet that now I wonder

if intelligence has anything to do
with leading a good life. He had been sick
for a few months, and every twelve hours

I had to apply antiseptic and lotion
to both his back feet. By the end
they didn’t really work anymore,

so he would just drag his feet behind him in a way
so cute and sad that I started calling him my little
sea lion. When he died it was, somehow,

a surprise: you would think that when your rat
is older than older than dirt and has been sick for months
you’d be sort of prepared: after I had laid out the towel

and mixed the solution, I picked him
up and noticed his breathing
was s slow. I lay down with him

on the towel, the towel where we’d spent
the last few months, where I think we
finally, really, completely loved each other,

not like humans do: humans always want
something from you and he and I
would rather just be together than apart,

and I pulled him toward me, and he chittered in that way
that always meant he was wind coming in after a rain,
his head fell forward, and there was so much less

light in the room. The lamp was so far away,
like the light of a house to which there is no
road. I know, he was just a rat. So many

just like him, all white, red eyes,
die every day and only one or two people
in white coats are even there to see it.

He was all in white, he was always there
to see me. When I would wake from a nightmare,
so many nightmares, I would turn on the light

and there he was, holding on, a constant companion
to a prisoner, the prison being the apartment,
the world being inside his cage. Once I was crying

in bed because of who knows why, and he sat beside
my face and licked my tears away. I had a rat
once, named Henry. Named Buddy. Named Mr. Big

Mouse. Named proof that something could need me
and still love me. Named please
can I have some of your apple? Or I know

you’re sad but I’m hungry. Don’t go; if you go
I won’t survive: a child reaches for her father;
a couple, buried in ash, dies holding each other;

a man and a woman in an office, crying slightly,
sign sheets of paper; sparrows fall out of the sky together.
Some day I’m going to have a child. She’s going to have

eyes like mine and such small hands. Just like
she’ll need me alive then, she needs me alive
now; I can’t say goodbye before I’ve had a chance

to say hello. I don’t stare off bridges anymore.
I don’t count out little blue exit signs and even today,
with Henry buried under a tree, a tree somewhere so far away

it feels like someone else buried him using my body,
today I came home and only wanted to sleep
for twenty minutes instead of always. Something needed

me once, and I know something will need me
again. One day I’m going to have a daughter.
She’s going to sleep through the night

sometimes. She is a light on a rock
at the edge of a lonely see. You see that light
out there? That’s where I’m headed. That’s home.”

/end id]


6 October 2023 at 01:48 PM with 24,013 notes
#oof #death cw #pet death cw #poetry #queuebending

inneskeeper:

got fired from work because i ended up becoming a great big doglike beast but they considered that a no-call no-show


6 October 2023 at 01:24 PM with 11,276 notes
#:/ #queuebending

sygol:

beautiful radiant gf is beckoning you over, she wants you to come see! come see! cmonn, just a little closer… she is holding out her arms to give you a great big hug! so so compelling.. you can feel her warmth emana— ANGLERFISH GIRL, GNASHING TEETH, ANGLERFISH GIRL, SHE’S UPON YOU IN AN INSTANT; ATTACKING, RIPPING INTO YOUR SUPPLE THROAT


6 October 2023 at 01:03 PM with 9,389 notes
#>:3c #god lmao #fauna #ocean cw #queuebending

skatingsailor:

hauntedaether:

hauntedaether:

mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

every time i open up tumblr this post has more notes what the fuck is happening

People reblog this from their mutuals to show love


6 October 2023 at 12:40 PM with 31,061 notes
#uwuwuwu #queuebending

5 October 2023 at 11:32 AM with 16,341 notes
#WHAT DID THEY DO TO HE... #fauna #queuebending

typhlonectes:

elliot-amy:

Frog make pie.


4 October 2023 at 12:16 PM with 46,798 notes
#now i want strawberry pie... #art #food #queuebending

3 October 2023 at 01:24 PM with 37,384 notes
#art #!! #queuebending

tumbwr:

tumbwr:

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he sure customized the delivery experience


3 October 2023 at 01:03 PM with 42,548 notes
#HUH??? HUH???????? #queuebending
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